lameborghini:

*sends u nudes but just as a friend*

(via malikmydick)

e-n-o:

*shy but actually a sex freak*

(via malikmydick)

The sexual frustration when you find out some one is straight.

seabois:

i hate distance and time zones and age differences and people who make me feel things

All relevant

(Source: theironyofwindowpanes, via kathlynnguyen)

jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

(via kathlynnguyen)

meladoodle:

sext: why aren’t you responding to me haha

(via no-to-regrets)